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3/1/2009

三千年后的生活图片(爆笑)

来看看3000年以后的我们是如何生活的吧?
哈哈,你绝对无法想象,是那种抓破头皮也想不到的程度
不过它依然跟我们现在的生活息息相关,有着千丝万缕的关系
一起来开开眼界吧

到了3000年,男孩子们,跟泡沫say bye bye吧
这机器会帮你剃得干干净净,从左到右,从前到后



3000年到了之后,爱美的女孩子也可以受惠了
不用再为上街穿啥衣服烦恼了
1秒钟,全部帮你搞定定
衣服会自动更换,自动搭配
而且都会很潮哦
OH...到处都是潮人了,难出位了...
街上见到撞杉的,立刻,按钮在哪里?!换了!




3000年,要古铜色肌肤啊
简单,跳进去吧
几秒钟,想变古铜色又得,黑色又得~~



到了3000年, 不是你背书包而是书包背你!~

  
到了3000年,生病的鼻涕虫有救了
包“馄饨”更省事
找这台机器帮忙!

 

3000年,齐齐来化身作帅哥美女
在那年代,化妆就像吃生菜那么简单


是不是觉得。。。
有时间打游戏,没时间运动
有时间看韩剧,没时间运动
有时间睡懒觉,没时间运动
有时间赚钱,压根就没时间运动
那盼望你能活到3000年,那你就可以边睡觉,边运动了



3000年,叮当的法宝——竹蜻蜓终于面世
不过有点发福和变样
没关系,重要的是它能够带着我们FLY AWAY~~




到了3000年,职业球员赚的钱如此之多
都懒得自己下场打球了,何必呢?
雇个小二和印度阿三帮帮忙就算了



到了3000年,你可得把电脑当大爷了
在它身上敲脏话没好处,小心它帮你洗嘴
 
  
有没有试过,在上下九、北京路或者流行前线逛了一整天逛得很累了
很想找个地方放下你的屁股
但是放眼望去,却人海茫茫,凳子早被占光了
连麦当劳叔叔也没闲着,身上还抱了几个小孩
3000年之后,问题要解决了
只要你穿上四条腿的牛仔裤,去哪都不怕没地方坐了



不是我不警告你哦,校车司机,你是时候上夜校学杂技了
看,到了3000年,为了节省能源,人家学校非独轮杂技演员不请


到了3000年,要懂得遵纪守法
在停车标志面前不能装老子,不能视而不见
要乖乖停下来,不然就自食苦果



3000年,多么神奇的年代
看电视嘛,觉得谁不顺眼就直接换掉
不是叫你换台,是换人
嘿,还真可以人换节目不换
如果我有幸活到那天,要做的第一件事就是...
把《偷偷爱着你》的ELLA换成LAZY,哈哈哈


未来的医生更神奇,
他们不用x光辅助,徒手就可以检查你的骨骼有没有问题
偶滴神啊!

2/16/2009

"American Beauty"

The following is some monologues and dialogues from an old American movie"American Beauty"
So beautiful, touched and real, I can't help but write them down

Hope you can read the real life and the philosophy out of them...
The movie is strongly recommended...

Lester:
"This isn't life.
This is just stuff.
And it's become more important than your living.
Well,honey,that's just nuts."


Lester:
"Remember those posters that said:
Today is the first day of the rest of your life
Well,that's true with every day except one--the day you die."


Angela
--"Jane,you will be out of your mind if you go with him."
Jane
--"Why do you even care?"
Angela
--"Because you are my friend."
Ricky
--"She's not your friend.She's someone you use to feel better about yourself."
Angela
--"Go fuck yourself!psycho!"
Jane
--"Hey! Shut up!bitch!"
Angela
--"Jane,he's a freak."
Jane
--"So am I! We will always be freaks, and we will never be like other people. You will                 never be a freak,cauze you are just so perfect."
Angela
-"Yeah!Well,at least I am not ugly."
Ricky
--"Yes,you are.And you are boring, and you are totally ordinary, and you know it."
Angela
--"You two deserve each other."


Lester:
" I guess I could be quite pissed  off for what happened to me.
  But it's hard to stay mad when there are so much beauty in the world.
  Sometimes I feel like I am seeing it all at once, and it's too much,my heart feels like a balloon that's about to burst.
  And then I remember to relax,and stop trying to hold on to it.
  And then It flows through me like rain.
  And I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.
  You have no idea of what I am talking about  now, I am sure.
  But don't worry, you will someday."

2/14/2009

《神经侠侣》之疯癫成哥

很久没有看过这么令我感动和喜欢的香港电影了
《神经侠侣》,香港2005年贺岁档的旧片子
喜欢片子里面出现的任何一个人
每个人的表演都给人一份感动,一份恰到好处
好像他们本身就是电影中的那个角色一样

不知道为什么特别钟爱吴镇宇饰演的那个疯癫成哥
电影中,他的每一次出现都能给我带来惊喜
他那油光可鉴的头发,忽明忽暗的表情,奇奇怪怪的着装,怎么看都很顺眼

成哥本是一个小有成就的人,拥有和美的家庭,令人艳羡的职业,还有自己经营的生意
但是因为欠下巨额高利贷,致使他饭碗不保、妻离子散,寻死未遂后落得疯疯癫癫

电影对他这个角色刻画的有趣之处在于,虽然他每天去同样的地方,做同样的事情,重复同样疯癫的话语,活在自己想象的世界里头
但中间总夹杂着他忽而跳出怪圈恢复正常的情节
当外国游客向他问路的时候,他可以不假思索地用流利地英语给人家满意的回答
末了还祝人家“have a good travel,welcome to Hongkong”
素质简直比正常人还高
当他闲暇时,他会来到他曾经参与设计和建筑的紫荆广场,给游客们介绍广场的来历和设计
虽然他是傻子,却在这个时候把话说得头头是道、旅客们听得津津有味
还有就是,当他遇到同样被生活伤害过的按摩女郎菲菲的时候,她竟然当他正常人这样处了

why would it be so?
我想,其实,成哥并不是疯子
只是,面对生活的残酷和伤害,他选择了停滞不前
完全沉浸于过去的痛苦和深深的自责中,难以自拔
他得的其实是跟其他人一样的心理病
只不过,他的病情过于严重,属于急性类型
才会让其他慢性类型、且迟迟没发现自己症结所在的一般人如此害怕

成哥是幸运的
因为他可以毫无保留地发泄自己,把自己的内心世界表现出来,身心统一
我们有多少人能像他那样,如此真切地表达自己的内心世界呢?
我们以为,生活的痛苦和伤害早已被我们克服,我们在不断前进
殊不知,多少年后,回过头来,我们才发现我们在自欺欺人
原来我们依然停在原地,还在对原来的挫折耿耿于怀
“前进”只是我们让自己心里好过一点的一个幌子而已

成哥是幸福的
他有一个同是天涯沦落人的女子来给他一巴掌
让他永远地清醒过来,找回自己
然后跟她“执子之手,与子偕老”
可那是电影中的情节,现实中的我们又能怎么样呢?
或许我们只能一辈子蒙在鼓里,随波逐流,迷途不知归返
又或许我们倾听内心最深处的独白,大胆地跳出重围,做回最真实的自我

很喜欢小女生送给陈奕迅扮演的巡警阿杰的一句话
“未来是属于勇敢的人,做回你自己吧”

“我怕一个人去面对这个世界,陈警官,你能不能给我信心?”
1/5/2009

My grandparents,My 2008

2008 has forever gone...
I wanna remember it
Cauze I have been through lots of things in 2008

The most improtrant incident was that my dear grandpa left us for the heaven during the spring festival of 2008
I would never foget the day he passed away and the days after he passed away
I dreamed of my grandpa a lot this whole year
The dream was all about my grandpa had not left us yet,he had still lived happily and healthily with us
Even till now,I still remember the funny faces he made for me just several days before he died
So vivid and impressive...It was just like something that happend yesterday...
I couldn't believe that he was actually gone forever...

Deep in my mind,I thought that everytime when I went home, my grandpa would always be somewhere in the house waiting for me.This was going to last forever. He would never leave.
And I could call him "grandpa" out loud, talked with him and couldn't help but touch his rough beard
In some aspects,My grandpa was a self-centered and direct person
He said what he had on his mind,never thought that words were needed to be decorated
If he thought you were fat,he would definitely say"you are really fat"
Sentences like"you are not that fat";"you are not that ugly" would never be heard from him
He didn't mean to hurt anybody
He thought that it was right and good to tell others what you really had on your mind
And he was very proud of that
But in my opinion,maybe that was just some common feature of all the old people
He was just like a child
So sometimes I wouldn't take his words,to be more accurate,some unlovely judgement seriously...hehe...
Maybe because of my Ah Q Spirit, I could get along with my grandpa really well
He kept telling me that I was the person that cared about him the most...
And I really did,I really liked him and grandma a lot
I want to make them happy,make them laugh all the time, to be the one they are proud of...

But  now when I come back home, only one lonely shadow would wait for me sadly
My grandma needs my grandpa much more than me
She is missing him as well as hating him
She misses him,cauze he used to be the one that accompanied her for almost her whole life
She got married to him when she was just 16
Together,they had gone through a lot of things, things that I would never know and understand
For a 70-year long time,she woke up to see him lying beside her every morning, feeling safe and happy...
For a 70-year long time,she cooked for him,washed dishes and clothes for him every day, taking really good care of him...
For a 70-year long time,she only got him to trust,he was the one in her life...
He was all she had and needed
But he left so fast and quietly
She hates him..."why are you so cruelhearted,why not talk to me before going there?"
She hates him bacause she still loves him deeply
Her feeling is still very complicated till now...
She thinks of him every day, sitting on the chair he used to sit,crying silently
But she refuses to see his photos,not even once and one glance
I still remembered that one day, I brought some photos that we took during the 2008 spring festival when my grandpa was
still alive back home and gave them to my grandma
She throwed them away as soon as she saw grandpa's face and seemed very angry...
I was scared at that very moment and just couldn't understand why she did that...

Since grandpa died,my grandma no longer sees us off before the front gate
She prefers to stay in the house now
Maybe she can't stand anybody that matters to her leaving her anymore,even though it is not forever...
Or standing outside and seeing us off will make her think of my grandpa again

Before 2008, there were always two persons standing in front of the house,seeing us off,hugging us goodbye  when we were
leaving hometown for school and work
They were my dear grandparents
I never thought that this would end...
Until my grandpa passed away...
Now I know the meaning of "People always leave"

Before the front gate of my home
the trees still grow
the wind still blows
only something is different ever after...
11/15/2008

黄灯笼椒

早就跟黄灯笼椒打过照面

不过一直没有机会认识真正的它

某天,在看韩国综艺《我们结婚了》的时候

帅哥明星说,那个黄灯笼椒超级有营养的

于是,一下子记住了,而且刻骨铭心

帅哥的影响力就是巨大,哈哈。。。

 

今天老妈回来,好不容易有个会做饭的,当然要逮住这个机会

就让她买了盼望已久的黄椒和红椒,回到家里加上烧肉一起炒

出来的菜式,颜色不但鲜艳夺目,让人垂涎,味道还一级棒Dyummy yummy...

 

那么漂亮的黄灯笼椒,究竟蕴藏着什么巨大的营养价值呢?

上网查了一下,really impressive

黄灯笼椒含有丰富的维生素C、胡萝卜素、钙、铁及多种矿物质,其中维生素C高居各种蔬菜之上,被称为“维C仓库”,具有极高的经济价值

食用黄灯笼椒可帮助消化、治疗感冒,增进食欲,还有壮胃健脾、助于减肥、促进血液循环等功效

 

竟然还可以减肥?!哈哈。。。

以后肯定要多吃的

 

补充点小知识:

灯笼椒,别名很多,大椒、甜椒、灯笼椒、柿子椒、菜椒都是它的名字。其特点是果实较大,辣味较淡甚至根本不辣,作蔬菜食用而不是用为调味料。由于它翠绿鲜艳,新培育出来的品种还有红、黄、紫等我种颜色,因此不但能自成一菜,还被广泛用于配菜。

 

灯笼椒的功效:能增强人的体力,缓解因工作、生活压力造成的疲劳。其特有的味道和所含的辣椒素有刺激唾液和胃液分泌的作用,能增进食欲,帮助消化,促进肠蠕动,防止便秘。它还可以防治坏血病,对牙龈出血、贫血、血管脆弱有辅助治疗作用。一般人都会感觉到,吃了带有辛味的青椒之后,会心跳动加速、皮肤血管扩张,令人觉得热乎乎的,所以中医对它的看法和辣椒一样,有温中下气、散寒除湿的说法。

 

适合人群:老少皆宜。

 

适用量:每餐2个(60克)。

 

丽斯 刘

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